AP, die größte Nachrichtenagentur der Welt, berichtete am 24.1.2018 auf Englisch und Spanisch über den Sofasportverein zu Berlin e.V.
BERLIN (AP) — It’s that time of the year to fulfill those ambitious New Year’s resolutions again: More vegetables, less alcohol, sign up for the gym.
But not for Torben Bertram. Fed up with colleagues who kept pressuring him to join workout sessions during his lunch break, the 39-year-old Berliner founded Germany’s first couch potato club.
Bertram says his Sofa Sports Association is proudly geared toward the non-vegan, non-overachieving, non-career-obsessed masses.
“I just didn’t like this constant pressure to improve myself,” Bertram said, adding that he is the antithesis of many young people in Berlin: Skinny, well-groomed but stressed.
Club activities include swaying back and forth, like in a beer hall; the “Tarzan yell” — beating your chest with your fists and yelling; and the potato chip competition, consisting of eating a plastic cup full of chips without using one’s hands — a favorite among the club’s child members.
The club has been meeting for about a year at bars and pubs in the German capital and now boasts 25 members from 8 to 64 years old. Men, women and children are all welcome. Bertram’s wife initially thought sofa sports was “nonsense” — but she joined anyway, Bertram said with a smug smile.
The father of two, who works in political communications, sports a goatee and has a penchant for cycling shirts that are too tight around the belly. He speaks with eyes full of mischief, suggesting one shouldn’t take everything he says at face value.
Lounging on a worn-out couch at one of his favorite bars in Berlin, Bertram said the club only meets in bars with sofas, where everyone is encouraged to participate in the club’s unique fitness program.
The association’s “sofa exercises” aren’t just bar games, Bertram said with a deadpan expression. Some strengthen back and arm muscles, or burn calories. The beer-hall sway, for example, is said to combine popular German traditions with eastern-Asian forms of body awareness including elements from the Chinese Qigong system of body coordination.
“We are no regular couch potatoes because we’re not idling away our time in front of the TV,” he said. “We’ve put some serious thought into this.”
It was the traditional beer-mug hoisting that convinced Patricia Bernreuther to join the club.
“It’s really just a variety of what we’ve been doing in Bavaria for generations,” the 28-year-old parliamentary aide said while holding a heavy glass of beer in her outstretched hand with ease. “It makes me feel like I’m back home.”
Norbert Buddendick, a 50-year-old lobbyist, said the couch potato meetings are much more fulfilling than his previous gym workouts.
“I like the whole-body approach,” he said, tongue-in-cheek, as he ordered another glass of wheat beer. “And it’s really great to mingle with like-minded people.”
It’s not just fun and games — the club wouldn’t be German without some serious rules and order. Bertram has taken out accident insurance for the group, registered it with fiscal authorities and applied for membership in the regional sports association.
And the couch potatoes have their own ambitions, too.
“We are convinced that we will grow and expand across country borders,” Bertram said. “For 2019, we envision a European championship in sofa sport exercises.”
BERLÍN (AP) — Año Nuevo es la época de comprometerse a cambiar el estilo de vida: más verduras, menos alcohol e ir a un gimnasio, pero no para Torben Bertram. Cansado de las presiones de sus colegas para que se sumara a los ejercicios a la hora del almuerzo, el berlinés de 39 años fundó el primer club de sedentarios alemanes.
Bertram dijo con orgullo que su Asociación de Deportes del Sofá está dirigida a las masas no veganas ni obsesionadas con la superación personal y la carrera.
“No me gustaba esa presión constante para que me superara”, dijo Bertram, quien añadió que él mismo es la antítesis de muchos jóvenes berlineses: delgados, bien vestidos y estresados.
El club, que se reúne desde hace un año en bares y cervecerías de la capital alemana, tiene 25 miembros entre ocho y 64 años. Hombres, mujeres y niños pueden ser socios. La esposa de Bertram pensaba que era una “tontería”, pero acabó por ingresar al club, dice Bertram con una sonrisa petulante.
El padre de dos hijos, profesional de las comunicaciones políticas, luce barbita y camisetas de ciclismo demasiado ajustadas en el vientre. Cuando habla, sus ojos chispean de risa, insinuando que no hay que creerle todo lo que dice.